List of Melee Weapons that Don’t Exist but Should

I stumbled upon the Uncyclopedia late last weekend and was totally impressed. If you're looking for a laugh and have some downtime take the time to check it out and be sure to check out the random page link.

The article that I found first, and which is truly a gem, was the List of Melee Weapons that Don't Exist but Should. While not really safe for work (NRSFW) it's definitely a lot of fun if you're into over the top humor.

All together the site is very much like what I would expect if The Onion did Wikipedia.